Odd Signs Around Corning

I was going through old photos taken with my phone around Corning. Over the past couple of years, I have spotted some odd signs around town:

Oddly Specific

Not Handicap Parking

FINALLY! Someone sticks it to the handicapped!
Taken @ CMoG


Maybe it’s the graphic designer in me, but lack of bullet points throws me off

Deep tissue hot stone pregnancy

This always made me laugh; I imagined myself trying to purchase a gift certificate for a “Deep tissue hot stone pregnancy”.
Taken outside Steuben Professional Massage Associates


 This Seems Illegal

Gas Pump

I guess they still believe in the old “They can’t sue us for causing fires if we put a sign up” myth.
I forget where I took this one (Sunoco on Denison?)


You’re Just Trying to Confuse me

Oaks Sign

No questions? No questions about what? You’re not going to question my fake ID? I’m not allowed to ask to see the bartender’s ID? BUT NOW I’VE GOT SO MANY QUESTIONS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?¬†
Taken @ Oaks Sports Bar


Did you expect delivery from a limo?

Pudgies Delivery

So that’s why Pudgies Pizza tastes so good!
Taken on the road (352)


Ummm… I think I got the wrong order

Frills Receipt

Is this your f-ed up version of a fortune cookie?
Taken @ Frills of NY (no longer in business)


My Brain Hurts…

2012-08-09 16.01.47

I feel a breeze.. OH GOD NO!!! I MUST HAVE LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED AND SLIGHTLY AJAR! …. Oh thank goodness; it was wide open! I almost had a panic attack.
Taken at my current place of employment


 

Curiouser and Curiouser…

Walken Pee

Don’t worry, it’s just a piece of paper, not an actual window.
Taken at my former place of employment

Myles Lasco

Myles Lasco

Former Website Director and Head Writer at Tacomatose.com
Myles started UrbanCorning.com and Facebook.com/UrbanCorning in 2008, and ran it until May of 2014. Myles moved to Tacoma, WA and his new website can be found at: www.tacomatose.com.
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3 thoughts on “Odd Signs Around Corning

  1. On “my brain hurts”, I recognize the handwriting of “or wide open”. I couldn’t forget in a million years and all the strange words accompanying it.

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